As I arrived I was greeted with a grinning best man.
Dressed smarter than I had ever seen him and wearing glasses that I was convinced belonged to Michael Gove. I was instantly unnerved.
Then I saw he was gripping happily on to a bag. A yellow bag from Tam Shepherds Glasgow’s well known Joke shop.
He could barely contain his excitement as he handed over the bag.
I reached in and retrieved a bubblegum pink clowns wig.
This thick curly vibrant pink wig was mine for the evening. I was told I had to wear it for the rest of the night.
The Stag had begun.